|Trick or Treat|
|Season 1, Episode 10|
|Air date||October 26, 2015|
|Written by||Josh Pollitt|
|Directed by||Team Orangutan|
|Readdressed Problem||First Kiss|
Alex: Dude! It's Halloween!
Kyle: Already? It was like 2 days ago, though!
Alex: Dude, I told you. You gotta stop dreaming about the haunted pumpkins!
Kyle: Shut up!
Alex: Anyway, it's Halloween tonight, which means I have a load of things for us to do!
Kyle: Okay, go ahead!
Alex: We've got the scary story contest, Horror Film marathon and then finally, T-t-t-todgeball!
(Dylan walks in)
Dylan: IT'S DODGEBALL!
Alex: Haha! I made the name confusing for that reason! Todgeball's a game that I made!
Kyle: It's awesome.
Alex: Anyway, after that, we have time for some trick-or-treating!
Kyle: Um, don’t you think we’re too old for that?
Alex: Dude, I think you’re right.
Dylan: Now, hold on. Trick or Treating is basically begging for candy! You are BEGGING! And I am BEGGING YOU to go and take me!
Alex: Um. Sure, dude!
(2 Hours Later)
Dylan: And then it turned out… THAT THE MAN WAS EATING HIMSELF!
Kyle: Okay, that’s enough scary stories, we can decide who was the best tomorrow.
Alex: Movie Time! Yes!
Dylan: Do we have time?
(the clock shows that it’s 20:00)
Alex: Let’s have a quick game of Todgeball.
(cut to a few minutes later)
Alex: So, you’ve got it?
Dylan: But that’s basically do-
Alex: 3, 2, 1! Go!
(Dylan bounces the ball on the ground)
Alex: (blows whistle) Out! It touched the ground!
Dylan: This makes no sense!
Alex: Okay, guys! Time for Trick-or-Treating!
(Beethoven’s Fifth plays)
(Alex is dressed as a Space Warrior, Kyle as a faceless guy and Dylan is naked)
Alex: Dude! You can’t go around like that!
Kyle: Yeah, it’s creepy!
Kyle: No, dude. You have to wear this. (he gives him a skeleton costume)
Dylan: Ugh, fine. (he puts it on)
(Overture Op. 49 plays as the guys go trick-or-treating)
Dylan: Man! This might be the best night of my life!
Alex: That’s cool.
Kyle: What should we do now?
(A voice is heard in the distance)
Alex: Huh? How could he hear us?
Voice: Come here for some candy.
Dylan: Let’s go!
Alex: No, dude! It’s probably a trap.
Voice: That’s it! I’m coming to you!
(a chainsaw is heard)
Kyle: Oh my gosh!
Alex: Why did you make us do this, man?
Dylan: Because I’ve never done this before!
(Alex bumps into Mike)
Alex: Mike! What are you doing here?
Mike: Walking John.
Alex: Well, run!
(he sees the man)
(they all run but Mike stays)
Mike: I’m telling you right now to stop!
(they all see a shadow of Mike’s head being taken off with the chainsaw)
Kyle: (puts his hand by his mouth to stop himself from vomiting) That’s disgusting!
Man: You’re next!
Alex: Crud! Get lost, man!
(Kyle runs into Jim)
Jim: Guys! What are you doing?
Dylan: How’s Edna!?
Alex: No time! Just run!
Jim: What’s going on here, guys?
Alex: That guy is trying to chop us up!
Jim: Well, why are you running? You’re cops!
Alex: Oh, yeah!
Kyle: To the City Hall!
Man: Where you going, morons?
Alex: Just leave us alone, okay!?
Man: Aw, you going to the city hall to arrest me? I’ll just saw it in half!
(the guys run into the city hall)
(the man starts sawing the city hall)
Dylan: GET TO THE CHOPPERS!
Kyle: Dude! He’s cutting the city hall!
Alex: Ugh! There’s only one left! All the others crashed when we were looking for Edna!
(the ground falls)
Kyle: He just cut it!
(The man starts knocking on the door to the roof as scary music plays)
(creepy breathing is heard)
Alex: Dude! Stay away from us!
Kyle: Dude! Please! (he cries) I wanna go home!
Dylan: Come on! Give it up!
(The man breaks Dylan’s neck)
(Alex and Kyle hide in the chopper)
Man: Come out, come out, wherever you are! Come on! Open the door! I said OPEN THE DOOR! I’m gonna get you! (he knocks down the door)
Alex: Dude, I’m telling you! Just go away!
Kyle: Where’s Jim?
(they see the man throw Jim off of the building)
Alex: It’s Halloween, man! If you want free candy, we’ll give it to you!
Kyle: You want free candy?
Man: Candy is for babies! Just like YOU!
Kyle: Come on! We’re in a helicopter! Just fly!
Alex: Okay! But you’re hanging on!
(the chopper flies away)
Alex: Dude! What’s that guy’s deal?
Kyle: I don’t know!
(they hear a banging on the helicopter)
(fast music plays)
Alex: Agh! He’s on the back! Try to shoot him!
Kyle: I’ll try! (he pulls out a gun but it drops) Agh!
Alex: Dude! We’re gonna die!
Man: Oh, it’s gonna be so easy to kill you! (he pulls off the propellors)
Kyle: HE PULLED OFF THE PROPELLORS!
Alex: Then we’re gonna have to jump!
Kyle: Wait, do you have a parachute? Because I don’t!
Alex: Oh shoot. I forgot.
Kyle: Dude, look! A pool!
Alex: We need to land in that pool! Get onto your back! You’ll survive!
(they fall into the pool)
Alex: We did it! Yes!
Kyle: The killer couldn’t have survived that helicopter crash!
(the helicopter crashes right next to them and the man is seen walking out)
Alex: Are you kidding me!?
Kyle: We’re gonna die!
Man: Yes! Yes, you are!
Kyle: Let’s get out of here!
Alex: Wait, do you hear that?
Kyle: Hear what?
(zombies can be heard)
Man: Wait, what? Is that true?
Alex: Uhh, yeah. Can’t you hear them?
Man: Aw man! I can! Hey, you guys wanna be frie-(he gets dragged away by a zombie)
Alex: Oh man!
(heavy metal plays)
Kyle: It’s not the murderer to worry about now! It’s this apocalypse!
Alex: Dude! We gotta run! And just deal with the fact that we’re gonna die!
Kyle: NO! We’re not! Just run!
Alex: Dude! Is it just me or are these zombies completely different to how we would normally imagine them?
Kyle: Obviously, man! I knew we should have done a scary movie marathon!
(a zombie pounces on Alex)
Alex: No time! Just run!
(the zombie bites Alex)
Alex: Agh-huh? That felt like a normal bite.
Zombie: Ugh, no. That felt like a really bad zombie bite.
(the murderer jumps out of nowhere and punches the zombie in the face)
Man: You were not supposed to screw up this prank! (he punches the zombie in the face again)
Alex: Huh? Prank?
(the man takes off his balaclava and is revealed to be Steve Edwards, Alex’s cousin)
Steve: Yep! Me, Mike, John, Dylan, Jim and all these guys decided to prank you losers!
Alex: I thought the prank wars were over!
Steve: Heh, yeah. Did you really think that after you pranked me that you would get away with it? I saw the video, ONLINE.
Alex: What? I may have pranked you, but I didn’t do anything!
(Mike, John, Dylan and Jim come out of a bush)
Mike: Yeah, that was me!
Steve: Oh, well. Anyway, WE GOT YOU GOOD!
Alex: Yeah. Well how did you get everyone to die like this?
Mike: John jumped up my body while you guys were running, I hid my face in my shirt while John jumped out!
John: I liked the idea. A lot.
Dylan: I just have a flexible neck. (he starts flexing his neck)
Jim: And I just jumped down! But now I think I need to go to the hospital!
Alex: Heh, well you guys have all really screwed up! Because you’re gonna need Health Insurance when I get you all back! (zooms out but the guys are still visible) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha! HA!